The holidays create anxiety & sadness for a lot of people. Pressure to get the right gifts, spend time with family and just generally be merry, leaves a sour taste in many people's mouths. Instead of being something to look forward to, the approaching holiday season often creates a sense of dread as you pull up the mental laundry list of things you have to do. Plus, those of us who are new to the city, aren't close with family or just don't observe religious holidays end up feeling totally left out.
Well my dear perverts, I say Fuck That! Let's make our own, devious fun & when your co-workers ask "How was your Christmas?" you can say, "It was.. relaxing" while you try not to smile. Keep an eye out next year & FUCK CHRISTMAS with me!